Man battered by his wife for farting

This is awkward and funny at the same time, can you imagine your wife attacking you for farting?

A man who could not control his fart was battered by his wife for not “listening” to her plea to stop farting.

WPTV news station reports that an officer responded to a domestic battery call at a home in the early hours of the morning and according to a police report, 55-year-old wife, Dawn Meikle allegedly attacked her husband while in their home for refusing to stop farting. What happened next was as a result of his refusal to listen to his wife’s plea.

The husband sustained many scratches as deep as eight inches across his chest, as confirmed by the police.

The flatulence incident occurred earlier this month at the wee hours of the morning at the Meikle’s home. According to an affidavit which was obtained by TCPalm.com, “Dawn began kicking him out of their bed.”

Donald, the husband continued to pass gas, resulting in his wife jabbing him with her elbows and kicking him. He tried to restrain his wife to protect himself from her assault but her lips split open inadvertently, according to reports.

Dawn ran to the bathroom to dial 911 after their scuffle. Donald’s shirt was also ripped open in three different places and his wife had to use pepper spray him to keep him out of the bathroom.

According to CBS12.com, Dawn Meikle was charged with misdemeanor, domestic battery and taken to the St. Lucie County jail.

It was obvious the wife could not stand her husband’s flatulence and neither could Donald control himself. Just when you thought couples could not get any funnier.

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